🇺🇸 Today is Independence Day! 🇺🇸
Here is what we crazy American’s will get up to…
– We will eat A LOT of hot dots today… About 150 million.
– 37 million hot dogs will have come from Iowa.
– And 70% of the lettuce in our salads was grown in California!
– 26% of us went out and bought patriotic merchandise for today.
– 61% already own an American flag.
– 97% of American flags are made in China 🙁
– 17% of us actually slept wrapped up in our flags last night.
– Donald Trump will be wearing American flag boxer shorts today.
– He usually wears no underwear.
– There will be 16,000 Firework shows today, and 132 million people will attend.
– Some Americans will make their own personal firework show.
– Sadly, 870 people will go to the emergency room today because of fireworks.
– Collectively, we’ll consume about $1.5 Billion worth of alcohol today.
– 35% of this will be Budweiser/Bud Light.
– It’s suspected that 1/3 people will drink-drive today.
– And of that, only 1.5 million people will be arrested for DUI’s today.
Happy 4th and stay safe everyone!
Don’t drink and drive,