I am an idiot #4 πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ

Last year I met a really interesting guy. He was late 50’s, retired, uber successful in real estate investing, had travelled the world, and now spends his time volunteering. Super smart, super nice, it was like meeting a human superhero. We spoke for about 45 minutes and I loved every second. Just as I was Read more about I am an idiot #4 πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈ[…]

I am an idiot #3 πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ

In 2013 I bought 25 x shares of Tesla. I got really excited, because the stock prices rose immediately. I picked a winner! So, a few weeks later I sold those 25 shares and made $900 profit! Woohoo! Then, I went to all my friends and bragged that I was an awesome investor… But today, Read more about I am an idiot #3 πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈ[…]

I am an idiot #2 πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

Once I was walking across an intersection… Since I was the only person walking, I was the center of attention for all the stopped cars… So I thought this was a good opportunity to show everybody some of my β€œsweet dance moves”. I was wearing baggy sweatpants (just returning home from break dance lessons), and Read more about I am an idiot #2 πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ[…]

I am an idiot πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Sometimes I do really dumb things. Like the other day, I got home from surfing and realized I had a big cut on my foot… Since the cut was too big for a bandaid, I decided to superglue the skin back together. Well, somehow I ended up supergluing my hand to the bottom of my Read more about I am an idiot πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ[…]